wailingalleycat
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Whats the difference between a monitor engineer and a toilet?
The Toilet only has to deal with one a**hole at a time...
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wailingalleycat
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Come on guys, you must have a few good'uns up your sleeves
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AUdIoCoUrSeS
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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor....
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wailingalleycat
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How do you know theres a drummer at your door?...
The knocking is getting faster
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ben m
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I've found these on other sites and thought I'd share them - if you're a banjo player look away now!
Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.
Q: How many female vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to hold it - the rest of the world revolves around them.
Q: What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
A: The exhaust.
Q: If Hitler, Stalin and a banjo player all walked into the room in which you were standing, and you had a gun but only two bullets, who would you shoot first?
A: The banjo player twice ... .just to make sure.
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm; and force everyone to move out of range.
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a banjo player?
A: A Doberman.
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bassoon recital.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: The chain saw has greater dynamic range.
Q: What does a good banjo player weigh?
A: 28 ounces, not counting the urn.
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wailingalleycat
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Whats the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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