wailingalleycat
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Ok....brace yourself
How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb.............
Let me check 1 2, 1 2, 1 2
boodum dum tssshhhhh (sound of drums)
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wailingalleycat
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No wait theres more.......
How many lampies does it take to change a lightbulb?
7.....one to realise the bulb is broken, get a ladder, go up the ladder to check the type of bulb, come down, get the right bulb, go up the ladder again, replace the bulb, throw the old bulb away, store the ladder and test the light and the other 6 to stand at the desk supervising and shouting advice over talkback.
and theres another.........How many performers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they get a techie
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wailingalleycat
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This is a new one i found, its actually pretty good....
How many Audio Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
1: Its in the manual. Didn't you read the manual?
2. If you just turn the other dimmers down a bit, the client wont even notice.
3. Two. One to operate the dimmer and one to say "a little too bright turn it down"
4. If you use 110-ohm balanced line in your lamps, you can go for generations without changing.
5. three, if the bulb has poor off-axis response.
6. Light bulb...? You're still using those?
7. 1, 2, 1, 2 is this thing on?
8. I don't know; how many engineers did it take at (rival studio)?
9. None. Since its analog, leave it broken and replace it with the latest digital bulb from Alesis. (my own personal favourite)
10. None - They'll just fix it in the mix.
what do you think of that one then?
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