Free Quiz to see if you are qualified to play
chord piano.
In case you are wondering...
"Can I
REALLY
learn to play
"Chord Piano"?
Qualification #1:
Raise your left hand about waist high, and swing it back and
forth -- left and right.
Can you do that?
Qualification #2:
Now look down and see if you have at least 3 fingers on your left
hand. Got 'em?
Qualification #3:
Now the hard part: Look at your right
hand and call your thumb "number one".
If your thumb is #1, what
number is your index finger?
Your middle finger? Your ring
finger? Your little finger?
Were your answers #2, #3,
#4, and #5? If so, guess what?
YOU
can play "Chord Piano"!
How GOOD
you get is up to you
-- how much you rehearse, what your motivation is, and what your
natural talent is.
But
EVERYBODY can
play "Chord Piano" to some degree --
at least enough to enjoy yourself
and perhaps amaze your family
and friends. Turn yourself into a chord piano player!
I apologize for being so
obvious -- but I just wanted you to see how easy it really is!
Since you are qualified, that means that
I can teach you to play
"Chord Piano"
in 10 days,
or it won't cost you a
penny!
(even if you don't know Middle C from
Tweedle Dee)
(you won't be great in
10 days, but you'll be on your way!)
Click on the button below to find out why playing
the piano using piano chords
is so much faster and easier than reading
sheet music note by note...
and a whole lot more fun!
Dear
Friend:
I'm not kidding.
I really will teach you to play "chord piano" within
the next ten days with both
hands, or it
won't cost you a single cent.
Piano chords will revolutionize your piano playing, and
you'll LOVE playing with them! Chords such as Dm7,
Bb6, Dm9 -- and many more.
I've been teaching piano lessons here in the Rogue River
Valley of Oregon for over 20 years, and my Keyboard Workshop
is known not only locally, but all around the world.
If I couldn't do what I say I can do, I
wouldn't still be around. But I'll leave that
entirely up to you. If you don't learn to play "chord-style"
piano in ten days, just send the course back to me and I'll
give you an
immediate refund
-- no questions asked. I mean it.
It's that good.
Here's what you're going to be able to play 10 days from the
time you receive your piano lesson course in
Chord Piano:
1.
You're going to be able to
play all 12 major piano chords
easily and
quickly. Some of my students can play them in as
little as 3 seconds! (Honest!)
2. You're going to be able to
pick out a tunewith
your right hand both "by ear" and by reading notes.
(Some people play by ear, and some by sight-reading.
You're going to be able to do both -- and knowing
piano chords speeds up both.)
3. You will be able to play
all
minor piano chords,
all diminished piano chords,
and
all augmented piano chords, just by
changing each major piano chord slightly. But that's not
all: You will also learn how to form and play
6th
chords,
minor 6th chords,
7th
chords, minor 7th
chords, maj7th
chords (different than "regular" 7th chords), and even
9th
chords! You will be able to do this for
the rest of your life.
4. You will learn to create a
chording rhythm pattern
with your left hand,
made out of the piano chords you learn, which you can use on a thousand
different songs the rest of your life. If you like ragtime,
you can use it on The Entertainer, and songs like that. If
you like gospel music, you can use it on Amazing Grace, and
a thousand other hymns or other Christian music (Actually --
any kind of "popular" piano music). If' you like
Country-Western or Contemporary or Pop or whatever, you can
apply this "chording bass" pattern to your favorite songs.
(The only kind of piano music you shouldn't use it on is
classical). You will learn to do this
"swing bass"
technique in both 3/4 and 4/4 time (and all the
other variations). Then you will learn a left-hand technique
called
"arpeggios"
-- where you'll "stretch out" the chord into a beautiful and
full orchestral
sound -- great for ballads,
love songs, certain praise & worship songs, etc.
5. You will learn a wonderful
"harmonizing trick" you can do using piano
chords. It's very easy to do, but adds a "duet effect' to your right
hand melodies. (If you sing, or play another instrument, you
can apply this technique to that as well!)
6. You will learn how to "fill up the empty spaces" in a
song with
echoes, fills, and runs -- all made out of
piano chords.
This lesson alone is worth ten times the cost
of the piano lessons, as only the very
top professionals know how to do this. You'll learn
rapid-fire runs, straddles, fills, melodic echoes,
and
cascading waterfall runs!
7. You will learn how to
arrange a song
-- put an
intro at the start of it, and an
ending on the caboose. You can then
take a piece of sheet music and play it your way, instead of just playing what's written.
8. You will learn how to
create a fantastic "orchestral pad"
in your left hand part that creates a
"river of sound" for ballads, love songs, Christian music, regular sheet
music and any kind of song needing a "smooth" feel.
By the way, you will not only learn
how to
do all these things, but you will also
understand
what you're doing!
In other words, I teach music
theory
--
why piano chords work the way they do -- along with the specific skills,
so you won't be doing anything by rote -- you'll
understand exactlywhat
you're doing and why you're doing it!
The heart of the course is a
big, 8 1/2" by 11"
book with scores of illustrations so you can see everything and
how it all works. Then along with the book I'll send you
three bonus charts
-- a "
Visualized Piano Chord Chart" that shows the
96 different piano chords I teach in
the course, a " Magic Keyboard Chart" that slips behind the keys on
your piano and guides you to the correct notes, and a
"
Major Piano Chords Locator" that lets you double-check your
major chords to make sure they are right. The course comes
in
DVD video as well as in
audio
CD,
so
you get
both. Get your enrollment in today,
while you're thinking about it!
Order right now!
Cordially,
Duane
P.S. Don't forget that
everything is guaranteed,
so there is no way you can lose! The book, the
3 charts,
the audio CD, the DVD video
--
everything
-- you get it
ALL.
Oops! I almost forgot -- if you order promptly
you also get a book of songs
to practice your new "chording" skills on!
Here is what you'll get:
The
big "Chord
Piano!" instruction 10-day course!
The
great
CD on "Chord
Piano" so you can hear!
(Lots of people listen to it in their car while
commuting -- then play what they have learned when they get
home...great use of otherwise wasted time!)
The
DVD on "Chord
Piano" so you can hear and see
how to play!
Plus...you get...
Big Fat Bonus
#1:
A
Magic Keyboard Chart that slips
behind the keys and directs you to every note!
Plus...
Big Fat Bonus
#2:
The
"Visualized Chord Dictionary!"
(96
chords in pictures!)
Plus...
Big Fat Bonus
#3:
The
"Major Chord Locator!"
Find any
major chord instantly!
Plus...
Big Fat Bonus
#4:
The
"Amazing Secrets Of Exciting Piano
Playing"
resource guide!
(for those who
might want to take more advanced courses later)
Plus...
Big Fat Bonus
#5:
Bonus Report:
"What Chords Do I Absolutely, Positively
Have To Know?"
You'll be amazed at how logical it is!
Plus...
Big Fat
Bonus #6:
A
big, beautiful full-color
binder with a CD and DVD page sleeve to
hold the course, the discs, and all the bonuses!
Plus...
Big Fat
Bonus #7:
Automatic
enrollment in Duane's email newsletter for
students only titled
"Good Stuff You Really Need To Know About Music &
Piano Playing!" (Only people
who have taken one or more of Duane's courses
receive this newsletter -- it is not available at
any price to anyone else.)
Good Stuff
You Really Need To Know About Music & Piano
Playing
For Duane's
Students Only
Plus...
Big Fat Bonus
#8:
Bonus
chart that could change your
musical life -- like it did mine many years
ago:
If you
order promptly, you also get a
Book of Songs with the
melody and chord
symbols only (like a professional 'fake book') to practice your new
chording skills on!
The total price
for ALL OF THIS is
NOT $500. or $300. or even $200. -- but
just $97.
plus shipping using
fast
Priority Mail
delivery -- so you'll have the course
pronto..
Order
Here -- you get all this!
Yes! I would LOVE to have the
DVD so I can
SEE
as well as the
CD
and the
10-Lesson Book and
all the
wonderful & exciting bonus items -- which include:
"Magic Keyboard Chart"
to guide you to all notes in both hands
"Visualized Chord
Dictionary" that shows 96 piano chords at a glance
"Instant Chord Finder"
that slips behind the keys to reveal all major chords
"Amazing Secrets Of Exciting Piano!"
resource guide
"What
Chords Do I Absolutely, Positively Have To Know?"
bonus report
Full-color
binder to hold it all -- the books, the discs, the
charts...
Free
enrollment in Duane's "Good Stuff" email newsletter
for STUDENTS ONLY
"The
Most-Used Chords Chart" --The
priceless chord chart that can change your life
Book of "Melody
& Chords Only" songs so you can practice chording
--
And, of
course, the DVD so you can SEE, the
CD so you can HEAR, and the
10-Lesson Course-Book on
"How
To Play Chord Piano...In Ten Days!"
Plus everything isGuaranteed or money instantly back!
Not
$500. or $300. -- just $97.
for EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE!
Or better yet, call Muriel or
Bev right now
and we might be able to get it off to you tomorrow!
541-664-7052
(Order line only -- no musical questions)
Or order through Google Checkout, if you prefer --
but whatever you do, get it!
You're going to love it!
"Your lesson number 3
is invaluable, worth the price of the
course. It finally looks like,
after all these years, I'm really going to learn to
play the 88 toothed monster." Kevin Barnes
"This course is
so wonderful! I took lessons
as a child and have bought so many methods to try and relearn
as an adult. This is the only thing
that actually makes me feel I am progressing.
Thanks!" Barbara F.
"I'm feel like I'm
making breakthroughs in rapid
succession. Your stuff is
especially good." Steve D.
"Your
program is TOP notch. I am a retired concert artist
(Organist) from the Wurlitzer Company." Dan W.
"This IS
the ONLY way to go for BEGINNERS. Let
me repeat this: This IS the ONLY way to go for beginners. Put this in
your head, because I've tried all the courses you can imagine with no
success. Why? Because they DON'T teach you to UNDERSTAND what you're
playing! The result is: at a certain point (a little bit more advanced
point) you simply CAN'T play the song(s) because you have no idea of
what you're doing and the Chords, Slash Chords, inversions, etc, become
too much and you simply have to STOP and forget piano, because you can't
go any further. You HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PLAYING and sometimes READ
IT (from very simple "fake" lead sheets that Duane teaches you how to
read). Its the only way. Do not repeat my mistake.
Luis, Portugal
(email
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2007 2:38 PM)
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